So one day, my friend was rolanded while coming home from school. He was stupid enough to jaywalk across the busiest intersection in town. So he got hit by a car and dislocated his shoulder. Writhing in pain, he managed to get some help from the driver and the watching bystanders. However, when the authorities came, he was fined for jaywalking and received demerit points on his licence, while the driver got off scot-free. At least he survived the day.
by Asymptom May 20, 2012
by Dorcan February 25, 2010
Chad: How's that Roland doing? Does he have a girlfriend?
Brett: Naw. He watches too much porn to have enough time to get one.
Brett: Naw. He watches too much porn to have enough time to get one.
by El fapatron January 11, 2014
You think he hates you but that’s just his personality. Sarcastic. PLANTS. Also nerdy. Acts like he doesn’t care but spends hours on school. Creative. I would pay to see the inside of his brain. Tends to be v quiet alone but when he meets his other Sister and Brother Braincells he goes insane.
by jynbug September 08, 2019
A cute boy that is freaky,annoying,always got you back,love you all the time, funny,loud,don’t care what nobody say about him and his is my baeee dark skin,tall,can dress, can fight,
by Dimple.face.1 December 08, 2019