JENNA
O-M-G Chlo, answer me
Woah, wait until I tell you what I heard!
It's too FUCKED to type, this shit is ripe
Call back, I'll yell you every word

CHLOE
Jenna Roland calling
Ugh, Jenna Roland calling...
Jenna Roland calling...

Hey!

JENNA
Ohmygod- Ohmygod-
Okay, so!
At the end of last night's party
Very end of last night's party
Did you see Rich?

CHLOE
Oh I saw Rich

JENNA
So he's behaving hazy like a tweaking junkie
Flailing crazy like a freaking monkey

CHLOE
He's gotta learn to handle his high
Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy

JENNA
Right, but, he wasn't drunk

CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?

JENNA
Yo, he wasn't drunk!

CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?

JENNA
No! Because I heard from Dustin Kropp
That Rich had barely touched a drop
Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol
It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all
But do you want me to tell you?

CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!

JENNA
You really want me to tell you?

CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!

JENNA
I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend!

CHLOE
No I'm not?

JENNA
Yeah, I know
But here's what happened at the party's end

Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
I thought I was dreaming
Everybody was screaming!
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house

Slender mans best pal. He does all the dirty work for slender man. Slender Roland looks like a human, but acts like slender man.

CNN analyst, political commentator, Al Sharpton's love child. If blackness is involved, he's getting involved.

When your eat a girl out and just as she's about to cum, stop. Spread some peanut butter on her pussy and let your dog finish her off.

Its funny how when I looked up the definition of Towson, so many preppy explanations came ip. I grewup in Roland Park and went to one of the prep schools there. Roland Park is for the classiest, "old money" preppies, who were naturally born with a golden lacrosse stick in thier hands. We will all drive brand new SUV's or some sort of sporty car our Daddy bought us. We will also grow up and work for Daddy (or one of his Fraternity Brothers from college). Roland Park girls grow up to be trophy wives and look beautiful and engage in PTA. Towson is where fake, "new rich" preppies roam (eww). Ruxton, well thats different, Ruxton is actually right next to (or in, depending on who you talk to) Towson, and its preppy as well. Seriously, Towson kids, take a hike. The best places to booze with other preppies would be CVP,The Turtle,down in Federal Hill or Canton. Thats where we really roam. Unfortunatly wherever real preppies wanna go they have to sort through the scum to have fun.
Real preppies DO NOT wear Abercrombie or American Eagle, thats for white trash. We wear, Polo, Lacoste, Brooks Brothers, Lilly, CK Bradley, Reef or Rainbow Sandals, Burberry, J. Crew and a few select others. Oh yeah and the colar is ALWAYS popped, no excuses. I could go one forever... Oh yeah and we do not have that hard-core Baltimore accent. Our Mommy and Daddy taught us better than that.

This is when a female is laying on her back and a man stratles her with his gouche region on her mouth. From here, the man lifts his erect penis in to the air, and flicks it onto the forehead of the female. If done properly, the penis should bounce upward with force. You can repeat quickly so it makes the sound of a snare drum, or go in a slow beating motion until there is red marks upon the forehead.

A person of below average intelligence with a fondness for McDonalds, toilets, and Yu-gi-oh. Angers easily; prone to sudden outbursts of profanity and threats of violence. Miserable.