He is the most sexiest person alive. He has a super long penis that can seduce any women. And is also really rich. He is the best Muslim you can ever meet
by Snsnsnsnsnnsnsnsns April 21, 2019
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
by Pa July 23, 2004
Rohail is one of the most annoying people you will meet. He might seem autistic but he is really just weird. Rohail most likely can’t get any friends unless they have disabilities. Rohail is also pretty rich and will pull up in a mustang but he can’t process what a car is for god knows reason. Rohail screams random things in class and names squishy fidget toys.
Normal person: Rohail, Minions!
Rohail: Minions! He is a nice class mayor!! *grabs fidget* John is my name eating pizzas my game, he’s a Fantastic class mayor
Rohail: Minions! He is a nice class mayor!! *grabs fidget* John is my name eating pizzas my game, he’s a Fantastic class mayor
via giphy
by Freecandy234 February 22, 2019
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

