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Short for: rolling on floor laughing my ass off, gasping for air and pissing my pants
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Person 1: I was over at joey's the other night, that guy is so funny. I literally rolled on floor laughing my ass off, gasping for air and pissing my pants
Person 2: Why didn't you just write Roflmaogfaamp?
by Gypsyfashioner August 05, 2010
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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