Roehrig is a full on dank memester and is over all pretty cool. Hates people with the name Alex and Jake. He is a great teacher too. He is our God. All hail Roehrig.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

n; old redneck who plays with mercury and likes dead guys like Mark Twain. Huge hypocrite. Kicks ass at kick-boxing. teaches dem lil ones how to steal dirt from famous peoples' graves.
pretty much: BADASS.