Home to potheads, fuckboys, and sluts. Everyone is lower-middle class (why else would they live in a place like Roebling??) but since flexing is so prevalent at the local high school, everyone pretends to be as rich as the Mallard Creek kids.

Popular hook-up spots include the gazebo near the Delaware River (you never know what you're sitting on...), the bottom of the slides in the Roebling Park (it's even more fun when it's raining!), the woods near the elementary school (there's a reason why the path is so worn out), and the corner of Seventh Avenue near the library. That last one is a REAL popular fucking spot.

There isn't much to do, since Roebling is such a small town. The most popular activities to do for fun include smoking weed at the local smoke spots and hooking up at the corner of Seventh Avenue (only the guys enjoy that last one, for a reason that cannot be explained). The cool kids with cars usually drive over to Florence, NJ, to smoke more weed, or Burlington, NJ, to pick up weed.

As the small town stereotype says, drama passes by QUICK in Roebling. If someone was to hook up with someone else, everyone knows about it by the time they're finished fucking. How do you think the corner of Seventh Avenue became such a popular hookup spot? If you're still a virgin at 16, you're not a true Roebling resident. Even the ugly kids are fucking each other.

And don't even get started on the "Great Pregnancy Drama of 2019". Ask around and you'll be confused for days.

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

1) home to pork roll sandwiches && boost slushies. yeah man!

2) best hoagies in town are at Roebling Town Market.

3) birth place of the 'ro' home.