Amazing, caring, kind, and funny person, will help you when you need it.
Very intelligent and witty. Don't ever let this person go.

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

A douche bag loser who takes pleasure in irritating his coworkers w/ lame jokes and repulsive demeanor. He could almost always be inappropriate and awkward.
Strenghts= None
Intelligence = Zero!
Manners = Nill!