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A suburban town where everyone knows everyone. Full of gossipy moms that don't have anything else to do. With a bunch of white skaters who claim that they are "ghetto" and live a hard life. Overall, boring town so people entertain themselves by spreading gossip.

A small suburb located in northern california, where the population is out-numbered by cops, and the most entertaining thing to do on the weekends is to
a) walk to 7-11

b) see a movie

c) go to walmart

d) sit at home and play xbox 360 until you can't see.

Its population is 90% elderly people, and It is a sucky place in general.

Suburb in North Cali where all the white kids think that they are gangsters.

A city in the Sacramento area in California, that's the guetto for white rich people that think they're black. Not to mention, the city is boring and has some crap schools. The only place in the WHOLE city that's fun is the movie theater - due to how shitty it is, all the teenagers go skateboarding at Safeway and then toilet paper some houses probably in broad daylight.

For all other fun, you travel to Roseville, where the only quality mall was set on fire by a black guy on October '10. There is also a large water park called Sunsplash but everyone's always away from Rocklin for the summer already since it's so shitty, so no one really goes there.

Suburb with a bunch of rich kids wanting to be gangsters.

A lame suburb of Sacramento. Many people live in Rocklin. It is very boring. Most of the people in Rocklin are Sacramento Kings fans.