rocket man

An awesome song, written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, and performed by Elton John. It was also performed by William Shatner as a spoken-word interpretation. Shatner's performance has recieved a couple of parodies, the most famous probably being done by Stewie, in the cartoon Family Guy.

And I'm gonna be...... *puffs cigarette*... HIGH... as a kite..... by then.

by shill July 15, 2005

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When a person gets high by themselves for the sake of being high.

Dude last night I only had a little weed left so I just stayed home.
"You Stoner"
Na, I'm just a Rocket Man

by thechosenking August 6, 2009

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Some fat man in Asia trying to nuke country and being hitler 2.0 and doing karate kick to a brick

rocket man means someone sand a nuke shape as their willy

by Rocket guy August 5, 2018

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the sexual act of putting a butt plug in a gassy person, but they fart the buttplug out and it hits you in the eye

“it was hot, till she pulled a rocket man.”

“we hooked up, but the mood was ruined when she rocket manned”

by sour cream and onion chips November 17, 2020

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a sexual act of "double-fisting" a female with two handfuls of "pop rocks" and releasing them inside of the vaginal canal.

man 1: Dude i totally rocket manned Cindy last night!

man 2: how did that work out?

man 1: her vagina is still fizzling and popping!!

man 2: awesome!

by chingadingaling April 28, 2009

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