An awesome song, written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, and performed by Elton John. It was also performed by William Shatner as a spoken-word interpretation. Shatner's performance has recieved a couple of parodies, the most famous probably being done by Stewie, in the cartoon Family Guy.
And I'm gonna be...... *puffs cigarette*... HIGH... as a kite..... by then.
by shill July 15, 2005
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When a person gets high by themselves for the sake of being high.
Dude last night I only had a little weed left so I just stayed home.
"You Stoner"
Na, I'm just a Rocket Man
by thechosenking August 05, 2009
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A person who is a user and dealer of illegal drugs. He may be able to control his use to a degree that allows him to function socially, however he does use regularly . His only "job" is selling drugs.
Eli is a real rocket man. He has anything you want.
by BRk2 November 27, 2016
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the sexual act of putting a butt plug in a gassy person, but they fart the buttplug out and it hits you in the eye
“it was hot, till she pulled a rocket man.”

“we hooked up, but the mood was ruined when she rocket manned
by sour cream and onion chips November 17, 2020
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he definitely likes sending up rockets, doesn't he," referring to Kim.

"That's why I call him Rocket Man," Trump said.
by Skince08 January 09, 2021
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a sexual act of "double-fisting" a female with two handfuls of "pop rocks" and releasing them inside of the vaginal canal.
man 1: Dude i totally rocket manned Cindy last night!

man 2: how did that work out?

man 1: her vagina is still fizzling and popping!!

man 2: awesome!
by chingadingaling April 28, 2009
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Some fat man in Asia trying to nuke country and being hitler 2.0 and doing karate kick to a brick
rocket man means someone sand a nuke shape as their willy
by Rocket guy August 05, 2018
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