The smallest piece of shit village located in the mountains in Illinois. Rockdale Illinois sucks so bad, all the assholes there steal water from Joliet and refuse to be part of a bigger city. The population is 1,888 and all the fags there are a result of inexperienced incest. One of them is named Justin Balla.
Person 1: We might have to pass through Rockdale to get to the highway.
Person 2: Hell no, it smells like shit and the pollution is contaminated with carbon monoxide.
Person 2: Hell no, it smells like shit and the pollution is contaminated with carbon monoxide.
by Joliet citizen June 29, 2009
Cheers to Anthony for his birthday oh wait Tyler and Karen just rockdaled us by already taking their shots
by Ackoston September 15, 2019
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by SlickWIlly05gt August 01, 2008
A Rockdale challenge is a timed competition (usually 3 hours) where you drink the most possible Rockdale Lights (Walmart brand beer) as possible without throwing up during the challenge or 30 minutes after the challenge.
by Jorgehie December 04, 2019
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