Person 1: Rockbuddy, you're name is like a porn movie waiting to happen.
Rockbuddy: Hey, hey! I already have a patent pending on that title, watch it buddy! >:O

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

girl 1 - "do u see that guy??"
girl 2 - "he's defidently a Rockbuddy!"