Biggest dick in all the 7 continents. He is a wholesome, nice guy who will genuinely go out of his way to fuck your bitch.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

a loud mouth yob who reguarly gets pissed.

To expect meritocracy and still be disappointed all while being baffled at the same time. Can be used as a verb to describe a scenario where Murphy's mentally disabled cousin comes into play.