Biggest dick in all the 7 continents. He is a wholesome, nice guy who will genuinely go out of his way to fuck your bitch.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

a loud mouth yob who reguarly gets pissed.

To expect meritocracy and still be disappointed all while being baffled at the same time. Can be used as a verb to describe a scenario where Murphy's mentally disabled cousin comes into play.