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A frequent member of the ROBOT9000 community. Typically a NEET or a failed normie. He lacks real-life social skills and communicates with other robots through posting feels and variations of an animated frog. Robots are usually miserable about being lonely and tfw no gf which can lead them to become suicidal. They are generally hostile to those they perceive to be normies and redditors invading and stealing from their community. Robots hate chad with all their being.
Why can't you normies leave us robots alone?

When threatened, robots scream REEEEEEEEEEEEE
by wojak May 28, 2015
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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One who conforms to all of the rules, regulations, and expectations of society. They have none of their own thoughts but rather a form of "artifical intelligence" or "A.I." that involves them believing that they have their own ideas and set of morals, but they were actually imposed or "programmed" in them by society.
Hey dude check that robot.
Yeah that dude is lame to the highest extent.
There is no way I am gonna ever be a Robot, conforming like that asshole.
by Spencer Durham (FOOSBALL) December 10, 2008
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1: A mechanical apperatus designed to do the work of a man.
2: Your plastic pal who's fun to be with.
Marvin: I think you aught to know I'm feeling very depressed.
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The term 'robot' in recent cultural contexts in the USA, and presumably other nations, seems to refer to people who appear to mindlessly follow various sets of rules. This definition has been extended to specific sub-cultures and particularly, corporate cultures.
The extension of this definition has come to include anyone following the rule-sets of their learned behavior, but in particular, those people who mimic their cultural memes while unaware of their imitative, example-dependent tendencies.
There is a social movement to objectify people with the term robot to reduce or deny their human characteristics, but this movement is also a projection of the observers' own robotic qualities which the observers are either unaware of or are attempting to deny.
This extended definition for 'robot' can go so far that it includes all people, because all people learn their behavior from other people and cultures whom they have chosen to mimic, either consciously or non-consciously.
People described as 'robots' appear to have free will, however all of a robot's options have been pre-programmed by their cultural contexts and social dependencies, regardless of whether they choose conformative, moderate, or rebellious modes of self-expressions.
You ARE a robot, but so what? So is everyone else...

dis mesag was progrmd by an alien artifishul inteligenz... njoy!
A robot behaves reactively, according to its internalized resolution of instruction sets programmed by its social and cultural matrices.
by greg.gourdian July 15, 2015
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Robots are simply, Traffic lights. The word is South African.
"Ey Mr taxi driver, turn left at the robots!"
by maximus pancakus January 05, 2012
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