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A Robjob is the act of receiving an erotic enema using craft beer.
1: "Hey, Beauford! Bring me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug."
2: "Can't go wrong with a Robjob to start the day! Want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Perfect, thanks!"
by DasGuenter October 29, 2020
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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The act of receiving an erotic enema dispensed with craft beer.
1: "Hey Beauford! Can you grab me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug?"
2: "Sure thing, I love a good Robjob. Do you want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Hell yeah I do!"
by GeunterMcBeunter October 29, 2020
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To get three fourths a handjob and have to hold it in because your girl won't let you cum
damn I only got a rob job last night
by cryptshower925 February 03, 2008
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To have sex with someone while others are in the same house/ vicinity
I went to a party the other night, and two of my friends pulled a robjob.
by Rachaelmate ;) December 03, 2008
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n)a sexual act performed by a male in which he uses one finger to stimulate a female's vaginal walls while licking around her clitoris. (also licking a female's freshly cleaned anus)
v)any act of vandalism performed against a racist or blasphemous male of high political power.
n) "You are a sexy man, thanks for the Robjob."
v) "I want to Robjob George W. Bush/Richard Nixon/Ronald Reagan."
by Robert J. Blevins July 26, 2006
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The act of licking a female's anus whilst she is asleep
"I woke up last night and someone was Robjobbing me again!"
by chibichan5687 December 06, 2011
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