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A form of Martial Art where the practitioner can perform any move mentioned but can't show you right now because he is not in training.
Did you see the three metre backsault splice kick the guy did to win the Intergalactic Martial Arts competition?

Yeah, i can do that.

Show Me!!

I would, but im not in training.

Man, your a master of Robjitsu!!
by Jeremy Douglas August 10, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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