The official investing platform for both faggots and autistic investors.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

An investing platform with free commissions that should really be called the Sheriff of Nottingham after they limited the purchases of "GME" to protect the hedge fund Citadel that pays 40% of their income.

One of the earliest British gangsters was Robin Hood

Steal from the Rich.
Give to the Poor.
Kill a brave knight.
Marry a whore.

A brave man in tights
Came to save the day.
He mashed through the villans
as if they were clay.

A type of person who steals wealth from the undeserving, or dishonorable, and delivering the stolen wealth to the poor.

For a company or person to act in a manner that so defies everything their brand ever stood for that it actually makes the brand ironic.