Gullible, awkward figurehead. Normally seen dodging taxes and the police. Hippest dude on the block. Seargent with the biggest computer. Often falls for simple jokes such as "you dropped your shoelace". Man of few words.

Hope farm's bug destroyer

when you feel like someone called robert.

My sugar daddy

Triston (T-God) Roberts is an absolute unit of a man, he is the almighty himself graced back onto this planet. T-God has the power to will any hoe to his side with one drip of all of his ice and a glace in your direction they will be quaking. The lord is the most funny, handsome, tall, and omega. Anyone who doesn't bow down to him will perish.-Devin Ford

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.