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boy: hey wanna go on a date?

girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Indie film darling loved by directors Cronenberg, James Gray, Claire Denis, The Safdie Bothers, David Michôd and Brady Corbet, he has upcoming projects which include The Batman Matt Reeves and starring in Tenet Christopher Nolan, he has been the beloved muse of Dior for the past six years

Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians

⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)

Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)

Pre-production

⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon
Robert Pattinson is so fucking hot and so fucking talented
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by NewYorkHotdog July 23, 2019
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An actor.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.

just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Robert Pattinson is an actor. End of story.
by chrissy9 August 02, 2009
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A very overrated actor that looks like a heroin addict and stars in the equally overrated series Twilight. Also appeared as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but no one gave a shit about him until he got fucking pale and starred in Twilight.
Fangirl: OMG liek robert pattinson is sooooooooo hot!!!!!!111111 TEAM EDWARD FOREVER!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11

Smart person: Oh yeah, didn't he play Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?

Fangirl: huh?
by WPH15 August 01, 2009
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The guy that no girl found attractive until he played as Edward in twilight.
Girl after Goblet of Fire: Man, Cedric Diggory is so ugly.

Girl after Twilight: OMG! Edward is so hot!

Guy: Robert Pattinson is ugly.

Girl: Who's he?

Guy: ...
by emotionally detached February 11, 2009
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British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.
fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!

fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!

Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
by simple.funny.hyper.crazy March 17, 2009
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