Person 1: Man, I love this tech YouTuber
Person 2: Oh you mean Tech Steve?
Person 1: No, Rob Braxman Tech
Person 2: The scam artist?
Person 1: uhhhh, I mean Tech Steve!
Person 2: Person 3, execute this traitor for the greater good of humanity
Person 3: Yes, sir

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz