When ya get a bird to give your cheesy dick a tit wank on a sweet summer's day!

a word not invented and/or trademarked by callum. (also means warm weather or another word for croquets which are too hot)

When a roast potato is stuffed up someones ass and then left there for more than 4 hours. Some like to use butter as lubricant, or even jam.

When you so fucking baked (high) that you feel like you have unlocked a key to a new universe.

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