Roasts
Bully: You have no hairline!
You: Your gonna find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Crowd: Ohhhh!
Problem Solved
Bully: You have no hairline!
You: Your gonna find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Crowd: Ohhhh!
Problem Solved
by Urban Definitions R' Us January 18, 2018
Sexual act of two men and one girl. One guy in her mouth, one in vagina. Looks as though the girl is on a spit roast.
by The Strut October 11, 2004
by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017
Guy #1: Damn you looks ugly asf
Guy #2: BOI I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING NIGGA WITH YOUR STEWIE HEADASS BOI GET YOUR UGLY NUMBUH 1 FROM KIDS NEXYDOOR HEADASS OUT OF HERE.
Guy #1: Damn you really gotta roast your boi like that?
Guy #2: NIGGA FUCK WHO SAID I WAS YOUR BOI AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR SAME-PAIR-OF-JEANS WEARING ASS
Guy #2: BOI I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING NIGGA WITH YOUR STEWIE HEADASS BOI GET YOUR UGLY NUMBUH 1 FROM KIDS NEXYDOOR HEADASS OUT OF HERE.
Guy #1: Damn you really gotta roast your boi like that?
Guy #2: NIGGA FUCK WHO SAID I WAS YOUR BOI AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR SAME-PAIR-OF-JEANS WEARING ASS
by RoastYourBoi February 02, 2019
1. Meaning “to ridicule”… the word was popular among middle schoolers circa 2007 and is still nauseatingly overused by childish high schoolers today.
2. A word used when not quick enough to come up with an actual insult.
2. A word used when not quick enough to come up with an actual insult.
1. “Look at those ugly shoes! I’m ‘bout to roast him.”
2. Cordia: You better watch it or I’ll roast you.
Jalin: Go ahead, roast me.
Cordia: (to friends) Aww hell naw, he’s about to get roasted!
Jalin: Waiting...
Cordia: Alright, ima roast you now...
2. Cordia: You better watch it or I’ll roast you.
Jalin: Go ahead, roast me.
Cordia: (to friends) Aww hell naw, he’s about to get roasted!
Jalin: Waiting...
Cordia: Alright, ima roast you now...
by LC Bears November 12, 2009
a means used by submariners aboard the uss tucson to make time fast forward to the future thus rendering long boring watches and FIELD days unaffective. shooting the shit bullshitting
"Quit fuckin roasting and rove!"
"Hey PETTY Officer!!, get your ass over here and man the roast with us."
"fucking khakies always breaking up roasts"
"Hey PETTY Officer!!, get your ass over here and man the roast with us."
"fucking khakies always breaking up roasts"
by RM3 June 05, 2007

