Instead of catching am apple with her teeth, she gave me a Texas Roadhouse
by Narc83 February 23, 2016
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Someone whos related to chuck norris and loves to read books like a weirdo lmao.
"That Joshua Roadhouse just lynched me for stealing one of his strawberries, he kinda cute though"
by ampatrollea November 5, 2020
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A chain of Texas themed steak restaurants (although it was founded in Indiana and it's currently based in Kentucky). It's known for its bread rolls and buckets of peanuts.
Texas Roadhouse is so much better than Outback Steakhouse.
by awmm December 10, 2018
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the act of a male and a female in a reststop bathroom engaging in sexual acts
She couldn't keep her hands off of me, so I just gave in and had a roadhouse banquet.
by Whittine July 13, 2006
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It's where you get a chair with a hole in the center and have your girl sit on it with only a skirt and nothing else. You somehow trick her to sit on it and you secretly get under the chair and jackhammer her until she unconscious or when you feel necessary to stop.
P.S. normally only works on Virgin Schoolgirls.
Yo, I got that girl with the ponytails from school last night. I gave her the roadhouse barstool during our study session.
by Killua Freecs November 18, 2015
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The result of getting fucked in the ass by Andy the Armadillo for 12 hours
Me: Are you going to work today
Him: No I can’t, I’ve received Roadhouse PTSD
by Real G’s Only November 12, 2018
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When you walk in on asian prostitutes engaging in intercourse while playing pokemon at the same time, also, it can be used to describe an asian male playing with another male's uniball.
Dang i saw the weirdest tokyo roadhouse at that gay club last night.
by Dobbylivesinmyheart Jamael April 16, 2011
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