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Head received on a lengthy car ride to ensure normal blood circulation to lower extremeties. Doctors recommend this once hourly.
Doctor in emergency room : Sir how long has it been since you last received Road Head?
Victim: Two hours
Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD
Victim: Two hours
Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD
by Middle aged middle white male November 07, 2018
May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
2
I had this girl give me ROADHEAD and she didnt swallow, got jizz on my pants - thats why I created the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT.
by www.ROADHEADrules.com April 20, 2003
4
its road head...when your driving your car on the "road" and your chick goes down on you.. cruse controll is recommened for this because of the lack of concentration
by muffbag25 July 14, 2006
5
The absolute greatest thing a sexually active male with a drivers licence and a car can wish for. Truly a slice of fried gold. Simply the most amazing feeling in the world. Although very dangerous to someone who needsto be consintrating while driving. However one needs not worry if they are spoted by an officer of the law while recieving road head, for in my experience they tend to applaude.
I was driving, my girlfriend was sitting next to me. It was a beautiful day, we had decided to take the longer, scenic route. Then suddenly she started giving me pleasure Lewinsky style, and i felt like a god. When it was over I turned to her and said, "Honey, you give the best road head in the world."
by The Dark Lord of Bass September 27, 2005