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Most boring small city (town) on the planet, in Southeast Michigan. Nobody from anywhere else in North America will ever know what it is or where it is.
"So we're going to visit my Aunt and Uncle in Riverview"

"Dude, where the frick is Riverview?"
by Hannah Enderich June 26, 2008
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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The best boys school in sydney , contains genuine blokes and all around hotties.
Lulu: God did you see that riverview guy
Macey: God trust he goes to riverview he was so hot
by lomboasious November 27, 2018
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greatest city in the world. marked by its prowess in high school football. mascot is a pirate. cowards insult it. heroes represent it. lovingly called by its citizens, "The View"
Punk Ho-I hate Riverview I want to live somewhere else.
Dave-If you dont like it, leave bitch. There is no place better.
by KingDave2127 January 08, 2006
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