The most confusing teen drama out there ngl. Teen girls love because we somehow understand what is happening in the show. Long story short: "Teens" in a really not normal town do unteenagery things, like solve mysteries and sometimes do musicals (like what school lets teens do Heathers). And there's queen Kevin he's our lord and saviour he can not be hated on.
Teen Boy: Do u watch Riverdale
Teen Girl: OMG YASSSS I love it!!!!
TB: Please Explain what's happening
TG: *Explains the unexplainable*
TB: OOOOOOkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyy...
Teen Girl: OMG YASSSS I love it!!!!
TB: Please Explain what's happening
TG: *Explains the unexplainable*
TB: OOOOOOkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyy...
by YaLikeJazz2006 January 19, 2020
by roxelllllllllllllya July 21, 2019
A cringe show full of people in their twenties trying to pass off as teenagers who sound utterly brain-dead when they speak because their dialogue is written by boomer scriptwriters who think every one under forty-two speaks in sjw twitter hashtags.
by bagel_brother January 22, 2020
by gracehatesriverdale May 23, 2020
An awesome small rich community which is like Westchester. The REAL Riverdale is from the Century Building to the Mount. Any crappy place (Kingsbridge, Moshulo, etc.) is NOT RIVERDALE, it is Kingsbrige or Yonkers. Almost all of the people are rich or wealthy and live in Mandsions or Large Apartment. It is very Irish and Jewish.
That place was so Riverdale.
by riverdalegal January 28, 2009
Riverdale, also know as "Triggadale" is one of the most hardcore ghetto neighborhoods in the Bronx area. Right on the border with Yonkers, Riverdale is known for constant gang-involved violence. Drugs, guns and prostitution is what Riverdale is famous for.
Triggadalian 1: Nigga look at dem whiteboys rite der les fuck em up nigga nobody walk on Liebig like dat.
Triggadalian 2: Fo sho nigga, dis shit is fo Riverdale!
Triggadalian 1: Dat'z Triggadale son!
Triggadalian 2: Fo sho nigga, dis shit is fo Riverdale!
Triggadalian 1: Dat'z Triggadale son!
by G Blaze August 1, 2009
Located in the Bronx mainly known as Trigger-Dale has made its way up as one of the most dangerous towns in the borough of New York City. Please beware of Trigger Dale as it is one of the most drug infested area in the Bronx.The Jews Rob you for their money at the Kosher Market. Prostitution is highly rising and forget about the crime. The 50th Precinct is too scared to deal with these highly dangerous criminals roaming the streets of Riverdale.
Yo Bro we out to Triggadale Tonight !?!? Yeahh Broo Totallyyy!!! Lets get hammered!!!! Riverdale is so fucking hood broo
We gets it in down ups in river-dale ya knaw i mean?
Hey Bro where can i get me some Heroin? DUDE go to skyview bro they have everything !!! Prostitution is included also ITS FREAKING AMAZINGG!!!
We gets it in down ups in river-dale ya knaw i mean?
Hey Bro where can i get me some Heroin? DUDE go to skyview bro they have everything !!! Prostitution is included also ITS FREAKING AMAZINGG!!!
by iamjewalicious July 30, 2010