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It's when you go into freazing water and you dick shrivels up...
John and I went to the river and it was so cold i got river dick...
by Sara April 05, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a term refering to the stench of ones dick after being in a body of water, such as a river.
Girl: Hey whys that smell so funny?
Guy: No worries, just a case of the river dick. Ill go shower if you want..
Girl: Na i kinda like it...
Guy: Well - ok then...continue.
by bdev9992 July 07, 2011
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The term for a small penis/crotch. The term originate's from a male leaving the sea in his Y-front's and having a small crotch. The term can be used to describe someone whou you feel has a small penis but act's as if he has a large one. The "river" part of the word can be transferred to other word's for the same small effect.
Sunbather 1 - "Hey look at that guy, he's wearing tighty whitey's that are obviously a size too small."
Sunbather 2 - "I know, it would be more bearable but he as such a riverdick."

Person 1 - "Look at that guy acting like he's all that."
Person 2 - "I know, i bet he's got a right riverdick!"

Person 1 - "These shoe's don't fit."

Person 2 - "Are they rivershoe's?"
by Jiggamannn September 26, 2009
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A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.
Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.
by Campminihaha August 22, 2017
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