Shes a sexy latina who is SEXY and simps over someone called Keiran and out of the whole friendship group she loves her girl bsf called Laz and she watches porn and once said "laz the porn girl sounds lik you" which isnt so creepy at all.
by Laz_xx April 18, 2021
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A girl who will after every person you love just to hurt you, she's a fake slut and wont ever tell the truth and don't be around her, she'll sends nudes to anyone that asks, if you date her shell probably cheat on you and blow a hit of bong in your face, she's a lying skank do not trust her
by youll.never.know July 29, 2017
M: An Irish boy who only wishes to be as badass as his dad.
He loves girls, but they don't love him back :(
Thinks everyone comes to him, when really, they runaway.
pooooorrr riiiveeeeeerrrr.
J: A redheaded monster that has decent abs for his age, but all turns bad when his face is exposed. He is a put a bag over and tap. Calls you, and hangs up. Even though he's kinda mean sometimes, he claims he loves you, and weirdly, you find yourself growing feelings for him, too.
Also, he likes to send pictures. And he refuses to measure his sausage because he claims to not be able to find a ruler.
He loves girls, but they don't love him back :(
Thinks everyone comes to him, when really, they runaway.
pooooorrr riiiveeeeeerrrr.
J: A redheaded monster that has decent abs for his age, but all turns bad when his face is exposed. He is a put a bag over and tap. Calls you, and hangs up. Even though he's kinda mean sometimes, he claims he loves you, and weirdly, you find yourself growing feelings for him, too.
Also, he likes to send pictures. And he refuses to measure his sausage because he claims to not be able to find a ruler.
M:
skaters- Look! River! Run!
girls- No! Faster! Go!
river- Hey you guys, want a ride from my dad?
girls&skaters- HELLLL YEAAAHH!
J:
skaters-LOOK RIVER AN AIRPLANE!!
river-(turns around) whooaaaahhhh my daddy has one of those!!
skaters-(run away)VICTORY!!!
skaters- Look! River! Run!
girls- No! Faster! Go!
river- Hey you guys, want a ride from my dad?
girls&skaters- HELLLL YEAAAHH!
J:
skaters-LOOK RIVER AN AIRPLANE!!
river-(turns around) whooaaaahhhh my daddy has one of those!!
skaters-(run away)VICTORY!!!
by kateandsasha February 14, 2009
Short or Slang for the Colorado River. The Colorado river is referred to as "the River" by most Southern Californians. This terminology refers to any portion of "the river" or surrounding areas such as Lake Havasu, Laughlin, Parker, Blythe, Lake Mohave.
by MJ4545 April 28, 2008
by Meme444 November 23, 2016
River is horrible
by Chin chen chan chin November 21, 2021