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River is a very kind and sweet human. She loves to write, exercise, and learn Japanese. She has an obsession with MCR and anything to do with outer space. She hates her body but encourages others to love theirs. She loves cats and aliens and music. She can’t eat spicy food. She loves boba tea. She loves life and wants to exist happily. She has a stuffed dog she loves

River is sad but still gorgeous

River is me.
River is just writing this to improve her self esteem
by InsertPseudonymHereLol May 16, 2019
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River (girl)

Rivers are full of life, always on the move but also really enjoy home and family.

Girls with the name River are strong willed and know what they want from life and aren't afraid to state what's on their mind.

Hiking, walking, swimming and kayaking are where they feel most at peace with themselves.

They may be strong willed and on point with what they want in life and in their opinions and thoughts, but they have a soft under belly and words do cut deep.

You won't ever regret being friends with a River, shes will light up your day with the smile on her face and with how much she cares.
I met this awesome girl...she makes me feel so understood.

She must be a River!
by NoshiEtsu May 14, 2020
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River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.
Person#1 Wow, that guy River is such an asshole
Person #2 Yah and he also has a small dick
by SrShiny August 05, 2020
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A character off of the popular Tv show/movie Firefly. She's a teenager who was messed up by the Alliance untill her cool brother Simon saved her.
Also a girl that lives inside her own head.
I'm a River, I just think too much.
by Darth_`Eowyn September 13, 2006
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River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.
Boy: leave me alone
River: why won't you leave me alone
Boy: cause you are such a River
by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019
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A highschool/area in Virginia. also known as the hood. known for their sports teams and their black peoples.
Man we lost to river last night 24-17.

I went out river last night and got wasted!
by Kable59 February 21, 2008
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River is strong and independent. She is a cutie, but always stands her ground.
If you mess with this intelligent women, she will send you off into oblivion. She is very creative and can figure out problems as she gets them. River doesnt always show her true self to those who dont know her very well, she will avoid you if she is uncomfortable. If you notice that River is with you, standing by your side and has been for a while, she will be there for life.
She is such a River, always changing yet still the same.
by That girl named River September 12, 2020
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