River is usually rude and always has bad tantrums, he is not handsome and will never get married. He sometimes gets very grumpy and is mean. I always take his hat he doesn't care, but when somebody else takes it he gets SOOO MAD.
Person 1: I see river coming
Person 2: HIDE QUICK WE NEED TO GO INTO LOCKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: I agree...
Person 2: HIDE QUICK WE NEED TO GO INTO LOCKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: I agree...
by BoeGoe February 13, 2023
River is kind, she/he has a big heart, shy, very stubborn, go with the flow person, hot, caring, and loves everyone
by Love_Emma April 26, 2021
Rivers is a energetic girl. Who makes you laugh so hard you wanna die. She is a great friend to have by your side and always has your back. You can definitely trust and rely on her.
by User player March 7, 2020
by Ze Dentist April 14, 2021
Has a 10-inch penis and fingerbangs everyone's mothers while eating out your sister at the same time.
by CoochieCooker69 November 11, 2020
River is a leprechaun ginger, who loves to be kawaii like his "kawaii" sisters. He is smelly and loves and worships George
by leprechaunhater August 23, 2023