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A sexual position involving 1 male and 7 females. The male is using both hands to finger 2 of the girls, he is using his two big toes to pleasure 2 other females, there is a female sitting on his face, a female on his dick, and a female giving him a rimjob. There is an optional 8th female to poop on the group and do a Cleveland Steamroll.
Dirty Man Whore: "Man those sorority chicks really know how to get down, I did a river swimmer last night!"
by OreoCreamPie January 26, 2014
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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