Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

Riverpig is the central figure of the University of St Andrews Boatclub which venerates him as god of rowing and believe that he rose from the dead after his demise in a river in Northern Spain near the city of Zamora. Followers of Riverpig traditionally believe that he performed miracles and died sacrificially for the atonement of sins committed by Boatclub members. To be continued...

A very obese woman. Usually travel in herds.

A pasty white, googly eye bloated stomach women who looks like a pig because of the water.

A trophy fish caught in a river. Usually any catch over a normal fish weight. Possibly an awesome name for a baseball team.

A fugu fish