Urban Dictionary: Rittered

To get completely fucked in honour of the late John Ritter.

"whoa man, Costa is rittered, he drank wayyy too much.

by AMDC December 04, 2003

When the death of a celebrity overshadows the death of a different celebrity on the same day. When Johnny Cash passed away the news paid more attention to the passing of John Ritter.

Farrah Fawcett was so rittered by the death of Michael Jackson...

by D. Wunder July 03, 2009

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Death from sudden heart failure a la John Ritter

"We had no time to get Armando to the hospital after he suddenly Rittered"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

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Commonly found in the parking lots of small towns in Utah. Driving lifted trucks that barely run, listening to country, wearing camo every day, and rolling coal, these people are mentally slow and all around idiots.

Watch out for the ritters after dark!

by Westrnwriter August 30, 2018

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1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens

2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.

1) "Guards, call the ritters to defend the castle."

by TheMysteryOfRitter July 18, 2009

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Someone who has convinced/ convinces people to smoke/ get high for their first time.

"Dude! Dude! Smoke that chronic! Yeeeah hit dat shit!" Said the Ritter to the innocent child.

by MaximusTheWeird March 07, 2014

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Stupid assholes who sit around Subway parking lot drinking beer and showing off their big trucks.

HER: The ritters have their own way of looking cool.
HIM: Oh yeah? What would that be?
HER: Sitting in Subway parking lot, showing off their big trucks because they have small penises.
HIM: Fucking ritters.

by jubbi May 20, 2007

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