thinks he is a gift from god but is just soemthing they craped out and for got to flush....
he also likes to sleep with random women with strange diseases
EWWWW!!!! that's Matthew Ritchie, I hear he has GonasyphilherpalAIDS
by the crazy Mexican crossdresser November 20, 2010
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A hit of marijuana so large that your lungs cannot contain all the smoke, leading it to cloud around your face.
by letsblowdro January 21, 2015
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when a rich man with hairy testicles jams them inside a females vagina until her vagina rips open until money comes out.
I gave my girlfriend a ritchie cunt ripper last night.
by Carl Bombstrom December 06, 2006
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A fit girl who’s beautiful girl that enjoys being round all her mates and would do anything she is also known as a slag which would shag anybody that has a big dick
by Bigdick Dave February 19, 2018
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reagan is THE BEST person to ever exist she is literally so funny beautiful and smart no one is hotter than her
me: “do you know reagan ritchie?”
person: “no”
me: “HOW DO U NOT she is literally the best person to exist
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reagan ritchie is the best friend anyone could ever have in the world she’s smart beautiful and funny and no one is hotter than her
“hey do you know reagan ritchie”

“no”
“how the fuck do you not she is like the most amazing person ever”
by marie871 May 30, 2021
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