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Rissame is a prefix to a weak excuse for not going into work or for being late. Similar to a sickie but usually a lame excuse. Common examples include rissametrain for a cancelled or late train, rissamecough because you have a cough or coughed twice last night, and rissameshower because your shower is broken (or so your boss is meant to believe). A lazy work shy person is most likely to have a "rissame" (often abbreviated to rissa), genuine illnesses and problems aren't generally characterized as rissames - rissamecancer would not be a proper use of the word unless your hypochondriac mate is complaining about a minor ailment and you want to imply that it's cancer.
Mondays are fucking shite, I'm going to treat myself to a rissa.

(At 09:00) The 06:04 was cancelled according to Twitter. Rissametrain innit? Have a Ronald's breakfast and tell Donna I'm going to be late.

How many rissas have you had this month?

Hypochondriac: I've got a twinge in my back.
You: Rissamecancer ain't it son? Go and have an x-ray.
by BudgieNuts February 16, 2020
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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