Verb. To Ripley -.

To simply join two or more objects together, typically with duct tape, so their uses are combined in just one easily managed unit.

Refers to the scene in the Ridley Scott film 'Aliens', where Sigourney Weaver's character, Ellen Ripley, tapes an assault rifle, a flame thrower and a personal data & tracking device together, in preparation for an all-out solo rescue mission.
Common use: Bristol, UK, mid-1990's.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

a person that only rushes around in FPS games like Call of Duty and will not give anyone a chance

The most badass female action hero ever. She survived the first film, came back in the second and beat the shit out of the aliens and had a mecha-suit battle with the Queen Alien. Died in third film, and was cloned in the fourth (which sucked).

amazing friend, nicest person ever, is loyal to her friends and would never let anyone hurt them.. awesome, cool

Believe it or not. Used when a statement is in doubt or unbelievable.

Term used to describe a dump, typically at least 2" in width, that fires from your colon with ferocity and rips its way out of your ass, resulting in some bleeding, incredible discomfort and possibly screaming like a little girl.