When you fart while simultaneously passing a log of poop through your anus

the madest of mads. angry as hell. ridiculously pissed.

Major mad, totally just pissed off

Adjective. Describing ones physical state of inebriation.

the act of smoking marijuana out of a bong, preferably glass. can also be referred to as "rippin shits, rippin' shits".

When you get so drunk you can't stand straight or think clearly although you think you're perfectly capable of doing things like riding your bike home.

rip shit or to let gas slip between butt cheeks