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A gay Puerto Rican kid who sells shoes made from tires so he can eat. Then he kicks you in the balls then steals your wallet.
"Man, that kid keeps asking me to buy shoes so he can eat" Said Julian. "Ignore him, he's just a stupid Rios" Replied Alex. "That fucking Rios just nailed me in the balls!" screamed Alex. "He's running with your wallet" Replied Julian.
by Inuphant March 25, 2008
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A girl with the morals of a dude. Often dark-haired and very curvy. Most often brown eyes. Good relationship advice but not the best friend. Often VERY WHOREmonal. Never chooses the chick before the dick. Never keeps word. Acts innocent but very sexually active in her own way. Says abstinent but just as quickly, changes her mind. Doesn't change mind usually stubborn. Usually dates assholes. Lies impulsively. Pretty and very nice hair. In love with Asians and loves the instruments. Extremely smart.
Me- Hey I need someone to talk to. please help!
Rio- Cant. Sorry. I want to make out with my boyfriend :/
Rio- Cant. Sorry. I want to make out with my boyfriend :/
by Honey Bunches of WHAT?!?!!? December 19, 2012
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Rio - a girl like no other! She is always working incredibly hard and is amazingly intelligent. This beautiful girl is seemingly in every club and activity but handles them all like a boss. She is easily affected by others and environment and can be very sentimental at times but mostly she’s very happy. Truly a good friend and will mean the world to you. Often the cutest person you’ll ever meet. I love Rio
Where is rio?
Oh rio? She’s at cross country, no wait it’s a Tuesday so she’s at chamber orchestra today.
Oh rio? She’s at cross country, no wait it’s a Tuesday so she’s at chamber orchestra today.
by Ríosnumber1fan October 19, 2019
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A Rio is a kind,loving *GIRL* she is really funny and always says lovely she is very popular and caring.she can be a bit of a bitch to the fakes. A Rio is supperrrr peng and smexy. A Rio is Rare and hard to find so if you find one don’t let her go
by Icbawithpeoplesshit November 12, 2019
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She has a lot of friends, but she only has one real best friend. She’s probably going to be forever single, but most of her female friends say she’s pretty. She always confides in her best friend about love interests and appearances, and she believes she has no hope in terms of love. She desperately wants a significant other. She spends a few minutes in front of random mirrors each day trying to perfect her facial expressions. She gets good grades without trying too hard except cramming, and will definitely help anyone cheat on the exam. According to her, she helps anyone who asks. To be honest Rio is a bit of an asshole, but only to close friends and when she knows it’s ok. Otherwise she tries her best to be as nice as possible. She never snitches unless it doesn’t affect the culprit. That’s why she’s your number one source of tea. Rio is always there to listen if her friends are going through a hard time, and she gives excellent advice and cheers people up easily. She knows when to be genuine because she’s very perceptive about when something’s wrong, even over text.
Catrina: Ugh...I feel a little ugly and disgusting today...
Shannon: Hey, Rio can definitely help! She knew how to cheer me up the moment she saw me sad.
Lyn: Yo did you hear about what happened in the bushes the other day? I need to know, I’m so curious!
Brianna: I dunno either, we could probably ask Rio though.
Robyn: I’m bored, let’s talk about people we know. How about Rio?
Leanna: Oh damn she’s so pretty. She’s got such long dark natural hair, I don’t know why she thinks she’s unattractive.
Robyn: Well yesterday she was groaning about how her smile has been “wrong the whole time”. Wonder what she meant.
Shannon: Hey, Rio can definitely help! She knew how to cheer me up the moment she saw me sad.
Lyn: Yo did you hear about what happened in the bushes the other day? I need to know, I’m so curious!
Brianna: I dunno either, we could probably ask Rio though.
Robyn: I’m bored, let’s talk about people we know. How about Rio?
Leanna: Oh damn she’s so pretty. She’s got such long dark natural hair, I don’t know why she thinks she’s unattractive.
Robyn: Well yesterday she was groaning about how her smile has been “wrong the whole time”. Wonder what she meant.
by Rio’s Number One Hoe September 11, 2020