A cock ring for your penis made out of jean material
I wear a jock ring to school because thats the cool thing to do these days
by pumpkinslicer2000 November 26, 2014
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Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen
Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.
by __Monotone__ April 30, 2018
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Your top gay hook up, who’s arsehole you love pounding like wild animals.
Yeah I miss playing the field, but he’s the king’s ring and I could ride that ass all day.
by Fast cars, wild animals September 26, 2021
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a phrase coming from -where else? If you said Mario Puzo's The Godfather you guessed right- meaning, doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David. you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

David: Since I am too late to save your sinking Titanic, I mean my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences.

mother: either you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can shack up with your girlfriend and try to flap your own wings. The ball is in your half court.
by sexydimma September 14, 2013
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(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.

David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?

mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
by sexydimma February 13, 2014
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Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.
It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.
by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018
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The "ring" that is worn on the "finger" of a jizzard which allows them to harmonize with their weeb kin in turn navigating the dark records of their browser history without "feeling it".
Jizzard: Aw man! My legendary ring of weeaboo is too big for my "finger" desu!
by Sand Acres March 21, 2016
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