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Guy 1:"Hey, does anyone else have a ring of hair round their penis?"
Guy 2:"You mean a ring of death?"
Guy 1:"I dunno."
Guy 2:"Give us a look. *shows penis* Yep that's a ring of death."
Guy 1:"Well do any of you have it?"
Guy 2:"No dude, no one else has that, you should get it checked out."
Guy 2:"You mean a ring of death?"
Guy 1:"I dunno."
Guy 2:"Give us a look. *shows penis* Yep that's a ring of death."
Guy 1:"Well do any of you have it?"
Guy 2:"No dude, no one else has that, you should get it checked out."
by Duplolad January 12, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The red circle that appears around your Xbox 360 when it has loose cables or brakes down. The number of lines indicate the problem.
Person 1: Shit man, I was playing my 360, when the ring of death came up, now it's fucked.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about that, that's fucked.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about that, that's fucked.
by AJD07 August 23, 2007
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Not to be confused with Red Ring of Death, which is when an Xbox 360 console receives an error, and shows three of the four lights glowing red.
The Ring of Death, however, can mean many things; but in gaming terms (which is most often used) refers to when a video game disc receives a laser burn that revolves around the disk, which is parallel to the hole in the middle. It is very difficult to remove this and often results in the disc being thrown away.
The Ring of Death, however, can mean many things; but in gaming terms (which is most often used) refers to when a video game disc receives a laser burn that revolves around the disk, which is parallel to the hole in the middle. It is very difficult to remove this and often results in the disc being thrown away.
by Ilisten2Metal June 15, 2014
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A.K.A. A man's wedding band
These are usually placed on a man that for some reason feels that he would like to have his freedom takin from him.
These are usually placed on a man that for some reason feels that he would like to have his freedom takin from him.
Dustin: "Hey Jon, you want to go out with us tonight?"
Jon: "Naw man, I can't!" (Holding up his left hand)
Dustin: "Aw, I see! The Ring of Death has taken control and got you by your balls!"
Jon: "Naw man, I can't!" (Holding up his left hand)
Dustin: "Aw, I see! The Ring of Death has taken control and got you by your balls!"
by Devious Tuning February 12, 2009