"Bro, has your girlfriend given you some sweet rimtaut yet? "

"Yeah man, but I may or may not have sharted in her mouth... clean up on aisle 3 am I right?"

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow