A payout used for a small fat boy that can't play sports, and sucks at everything. He hangs around preps, even though he isn't, because he doesn't have any friends.

No-one likes him and he thinks he's top stuff.
He likes to rim wide asshole.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.