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Kiersten : Last night Jake gave me an amazing Rim Job before he fucked my pussy!
Kaylee : Sounds gross what if you had shit in his mouth!
Kiersten : Oh my Jake wouldn't mind he would eat my shit with a spoon!
Steve : Hey Kaylee heard you talking about shit would you like a Rim Job?
Kaylee : Fuck No You Disgusting Pig!
Steve : Ok but could you shit in a bowl so I can eat it cause I would eat your shit with a spoon!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee I think Steve really likes you! LOL
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten will you please keep your sex stories to yourself!
Kaylee : Sounds gross what if you had shit in his mouth!
Kiersten : Oh my Jake wouldn't mind he would eat my shit with a spoon!
Steve : Hey Kaylee heard you talking about shit would you like a Rim Job?
Kaylee : Fuck No You Disgusting Pig!
Steve : Ok but could you shit in a bowl so I can eat it cause I would eat your shit with a spoon!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee I think Steve really likes you! LOL
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten will you please keep your sex stories to yourself!
by SlopNChop February 25, 2018
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020