Kiersten : Last night Jake gave me an amazing Rim Job before he fucked my pussy!
Kaylee : Sounds gross what if you had shit in his mouth!
Kiersten : Oh my Jake wouldn't mind he would eat my shit with a spoon!
Steve : Hey Kaylee heard you talking about shit would you like a Rim Job?
Kaylee : Fuck No You Disgusting Pig!
Steve : Ok but could you shit in a bowl so I can eat it cause I would eat your shit with a spoon!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee I think Steve really likes you! LOL
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten will you please keep your sex stories to yourself!

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Dan's mom loves rim jobs.

dang boy u sure did a nice rim job during that car wash i never seen my rims this clean before

My girlfriend puked while giving me a rimjob so i slapped the bitch.

Before buttfucking, I 'm at least enough of a gentleman to first give a rim job.

RIM just cut 2,000 jobs; pretty soon there won't be any RIM jobs left.