by Quadickas hit single Sussypiss September 20, 2021
by Randybutternub2 October 13, 2020
“I love my hamburgers like I like my sandwiches; the same way. But nothing compares to a good old wiener” - Janet Riley
by Cheeseburglar69 February 05, 2019
jaxon riley plays baseball and hits about 14 dingers a game at about 469.5 ft. he can batflip like hes jesus. loves to lick jon ladd sweaty balls!! GIANT weener(third leg)down to his ankle!! huge calfs!! jaxon riley is just, gay.
look at that sexy batflip by jaxon riley
by crosst-nut March 03, 2018
Riley I love you so much forever and always and what we had is meant to be forever and always, you are the one who puts a smile on my face every day like no one else can abs I truly hope you know how much I love you
( on kelsies 18th birthday)
Riley: kelsie will you Marry
Kelsie: YES! YES! YES!!!!!
Kelsie and Riley live happily ever after
Riley: kelsie will you Marry
Kelsie: YES! YES! YES!!!!!
Kelsie and Riley live happily ever after
by Rosé💍 April 30, 2020
A pretty cool dude who cares more about his family and friends more than himself. Loves racing video games and all ways puts himself down. Though others try and tell him he's a great guy he refuses to listen. He just wants help others with nothing in return. If you meet him, lucky you.
by xXD1LL0NXx April 02, 2018
"Wow, I really thought she was good, guess she's an Elle Riley"
"Bit of a let down, my current girl is an Elle Riley"
"Bit of a let down, my current girl is an Elle Riley"
by Seagull killer February 12, 2013