Rik is the most amazing guy ever. Usually of nordic origins, he has two wonderful eyes. Any girl is lucky to have him, because he will treat her like a princess and also be her best friend. He is a very nice old-fashioned guy and would always open the car door for you. He is also very romantic and a bit nerdy. The right combination of everything.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The god of sex

Used in short for Rikshaw. Rikshaw is a mode of transport in India similar to cab

1. Noun. A place of party.

2. Verb. To party.

Slang term for mail or email, as in the comedian Rik Mayall.