The hottest girl alive, loves to eat, is a maneater, or just an anything eater. only wears black socks. HAS A NICE ASS. but small titties. drinks arizona ice tea and eats cookies at 2 in the morning.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.