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An alternative to saying, "Right Now". This phrase was started in 2001 in an episode of Super Troopers, where Foster tries to see if he can say "meow" 10 times while pulling someone over.
Foster: "Alright meow, where were we?"

Driver: "Excuse me, are you saying meow?"
by whatitlooklike March 23, 2012
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Another form of "right now" which is much better and far more entertaining.
Class: When is that test?
Mr. McNulty: Right meow.
by Mew K May 26, 2009
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A term used by miserable, pretentious people whose lives are so utterly devoid of meaning that they resort to unintelligent and vapid substitutions of normal English and transform it into perverse cacophony.
Morton: "Come here, right meow"

Carlton: "Morton, since you used the term 'right meow' I have to conclude that you are one of those loser-types I've been warning my children to stay away from."
by Xylophonist December 05, 2011
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A very ridiculous, immature, disrespectable and downright stupid way to say "right now"
11 Year Old: "Come here right meow"

Jon: "You mean right now, you little dipshit"
by Dr. Peppercrack May 04, 2010
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to do something at an immediate time, replacement for 'now'
mom: go clean you room right meow!

teacher: do your homework right moew!

kid: are you going to that party?
other kid: yeah, i'm going right meow!
by goanaskamothafucka November 09, 2010
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A dumbass way of saying right meow to look cool when it actually makes you look like a dumbass
All kinds of emotions right meow.
I need to go right meow
by TRLSG March 14, 2015
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