The little boy takes his hat off after wearing it all day, rubs his head, and say ouch...Fuxking RigaHAIRtis.

The ugly stepchild says to her Mommy, "Why does my dead gerbil's hair look so funny" Mommy says laughing while touching her child in inappropriate places, "Why that just rigaHAIRtis"

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow